Definations and sailing terms

I was trying to define several types of sailboats over the weekend and here was I could remember from my Fathers teaching ..........want to add to it???????

Sloop :  a boat with long neck bottles of beer drank after a day sailing
Ketch : a boat with Imported beer and Wine drank after a day of sailing
Yawl : A boat from Texas that has Southern whiskey on it ,and a sail
Schooner :a boat with a fully stocked bar where people drink while sailing

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